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STAGE 1
Scene 1
Once upon a time in the jungle, between big and high trees, there was a legend knight was meditating. His name is Pitung. But without his conscious, there was other knight who spied him.
Pitung :” (Sing) Mon keremon-keremon, tarawang-tarawang, who in here, who in there, who in everywhere. I am most handsome, all of you must agree.”
Scene 2
After he sang happily, suddenly he read a magic spell that heard very odd.
Pitung :” Hmm… who was here, who was there, all of you are handsome except me.”
Wiro :” Hey! You are kuntet! What are you doing?”
Pitung :” Do you want to know what I was doing, ask to vibrated grass!”
Wiro :” Ha?! Are you serious? I ask you once again:” What are you doing?”
Pitung :” Alright! I will answer your question, but I have a requirement.”
Wiro :” What is it?”
Pitung :” If you wanna know it, you must fill a requirement again.”
Wiro :” OK. If you wanna peacefulness, don’t playful me.”
Pitung :” Who want to playful you? (Laugh)”
Wiro :” Surely, what do you want from me?”
Pitung :” Do you want to know? If it, you should ask again to vibrated grass.”
Wiro :” Alright, because I am facing someone who just has gone out from RSJ now, I won’t ask anything, but surely, who are you?”
Pitung :” Because I am facing someone who is rather crazy man like you, so I want to run away. But why not for answering your question?”
Wiro :” Yes, quickly!”
Pitung :” My name is Pitung Kasarung, and you?”
Wiro :”Oh, my name…say just now. Introducing, I am Wiro, Wiro Sableng 234 (be read: JISAMSU).”
Pitung :” Haa! 234! If I don’t mistake, it is a name of original brand Indonesian cigarette!”
Wiro :” Hush! What did you say, you ridicule me. Listen to me, I’m best graduate from my teacher, Sinto Gendeng, Do you know her?”
Pitung :” Ha..ha..ha..It’s suitable! You are the best graduated. Apparently, your teacher is dump.”
Wiro :” Eeeh… you are still ridiculing me?”
Pitung :” I’m sorry…sorry. So, what do you want to come here?”
Wiro :” Ah, never mind, I just across this area.”
Pitung :” Eh..Ro, by the way, I wanna know how the condition out there? You often adventure, certainly, you know about news happened or also heard by you.”
Wiro :”Formerly, there was no strange event, but follow the recent report, since Japang has been arrived, people are very suffered by him. Therefore, I am going to hit Japang. If necessary, I will throw away him from our land.”
Pitung :” If it is the real condition, I want to follow you to be Japang’s slaughter. Although like this, I am still natural Indonesian citizen.”
Wiro :” Really, you will not be scared? By the report that I heard, they used modern weapon.”
Pitung :” Yeah… I’m not scared of course, anything of their weapon, I will face it!”
Wiro :” Waw…If you have been very determined, let’s go brow!”
Pitung :” Yes Sir!”
STAGE 2
Scene 1
Finally both of them went to JRC (Japang Colonial Centre) although they must cover very long distance. While in Japang colony area, he tortured Kabayan more violently and arbitrarily, especially after he knew Wiro’s planning. He effort to search information about Wiro’s existence.
Kabayan :” Cing gobang gocir, cing gobang gocir, ow..ow..”
Iteung :”Euleuh-euleuh…Akang, what are you doing?”
Kabayan :”Hey, Iteung, don’t you see what am I doing?”
Iteung :”Ari Akang, I am your beloved wife. It is impossible if you don’t give me permission.”
Kabayan :”But I want you kiss me, Iteung.”
Scene 2
Not for very long time later, suddenly Japang and his guide, Dodon with they arrogant came at Kabayan’s house.
Japang :”Hey, anybody home? Anybody home?”
Dodon :”Oooii, anybody home?” (While shouting)
Kabayan :”Wait a minute honey, inside out exist somebody come.
Iteung :”Oh, no”
Kabayan :”Yes, inside out our home there is somebody honey.”
Iteung :”Oh, a fisherman! No, thanks, because I have bought at the market.”
Japang :”Get ouuuut!! This house have been threatened by me!”
Dodon :”Haai, villager, get out, my boss ask you to get out now!”
Kabayan :”Hey, Iteung, you’re very stupid! That is Japang, look! Yes, Sir wait in few minutes. Please, come in Sir, what happened?”
Japang :” Hmmmhh… damn you! Ask like that on me..Hey! You don’t know who am I? If you know who I am, you will believe and directly admit to me.”
Dodon :”Admit to me also.”(Appoint himself)
Kabayan :”Wow! If like that I am included people who have fortune. Yeah Sir!”
Japang : “ Damn! You want to try my anger. Hey, you want I shoot you?”
Kabayan :”I’m sorry Sir. You don’t be like that, we are friend OK”
Japang :”Yeah, right, we are far friend!”
Dodon :”It’s mean my friend also.”
Japang :”Shut up!” (While appointing to Dodon)
Dodon :”Shut up!” (Turn her face to Kabayan)
Japang :”That is you must be silent.”
Dodon :”Yap, Sir, I’m sorry.” (Bent down)
Japang :”Come on, tell now, before I.....” (Cut deliberation)
Kabayan :”Forgive me Sir, we wouldn’t be threatened. Ehmm.. please Sir, what do you want?”
Japang :”Do you know where is Wiro and also his friend who always pretended to be a hero?”
Dodon :”Hurry up, tell us! Don’t make me be hungry and wanna kill you.”
Iteung :”Someone who you want unknown by us.”
Kabayan :”All right Sir, we don’t know where are their existence.”
Japang :”You don’t lie?”
Kabayan :” I swear Sir, we don’t know!”
Japang :”Damn you. You are still won’t to give information! Ehm…..OK, for this time, all of you are being forgiven by me. However tomorrow I must be able to get satisfied answer. Listen it! Good afternoon!
Scene 3
Japang came back without get satisfied answer.
Iteung :”Akang!”(Muse)
Kabayan :”Why are you?”
Iteung :”I admire the Japang, he look like the prince whom delegated to the world.”
Kabayan :”Never mind, you don’t think about diversity, I’m hungry and jealously.”
STAGE 3
Scene 1
In the next day, Japang came back for giving the question again to all resident. For this time, he arrived with one of strongest executioner, he is Tyson.
Japang :”Tyson, do you know what must you do, ha?”
Tyson :”Of course, My Majesty.”
Dodon :”I know also, Sir.”
Japang :”Good, good, good. OK, member this! If they don’t answer and being rebel, give them….Do you understand?”
Tyson :”OK, boss!”(Leaves Japang)
Scene 2
Without courtesy, directly Tyson asked the question with cruel face. Whoever talked unknown or became rebelled person were hit by Tyson directly without compassion from him.
Tyson :”I’m Tyson, I’m delegated from abroad to search the existence from someone who pretended to be a hero.”
Dodon :”And I’m Dodon the handsome guide.”
Iteung :”All right Sir we don’t know, how you can think I would lie” (Try to plead)
Tyson :”You can’t do it!!
Dodon :”Come on beat up her, friend!”
Tyson :”Now, feel this!”(Hit )
The hit struck Dodon.
Iteung :”Hey.....you can’t catch me.”(Run away)
Unexpectedly BRUAK Iteung broke open the door.
Tyson :”Oh...poor woman!”
Iteung :”Ouch, I’m injured.”
Kabayan :”Ke..ke...what happened?”
Tyson :”Who are you?”
Kabayan :”I’m her beloved husband.”
Tyson :”Oh…if like that, feel also this!”(Hit again)
Kabayan :”Haeit”(Avoid hit)
Tyson :”You are stupid, feel this second hit!”
Scene 3
In same time, Kabayan and Iteung’s daughter came; she is Markonah, funky and pretty woman who interested urban men’s heart.
Markonah :”Ambu! Abah! What happened? Who have done this? Tell me Abah! Don’t worry, be calm I’m here.”
Tyson :”Hey, little lad, who are you hah? How so brave to challenge us hah?”
Markonah :”Oh, no My Majesty, it is just kidding.”
Tyson :”Ehm… you are not bad, pretty fair. It is better if you follow to accompany my boss for sleeping. ha.....ha. Hey Dodon get up now ah...Donkey man” (drag Dodon)
Scene 4
Because of his enjoyment, he didn’t aware that Wiro and Pitung had arrived in that place. They saw many people who have been sacrificed, they were become very angry.
Wiro :”He.. Kuntet! Damn you! You just brave to weak person. If you bravely, you must fight with proportional person like me.”
Tyson :”Who are you? Do you wanna feel my hit?”
Pitung :”I’m Pitung Kasarung and this is Wiro.” (Appoint to Wiro)
Tyson :”Oh, yeah yeah yeah. So, you are someone who have being looked for by my boss. It’s very good, with your arrival, I can bundle all of you easier.”
Wiro :”Try it if you can.”
Scene 5
With high anger, Wiro attacked formerly. They fought noisy and extensively. They used their movements in martial art. Wiro was not lucky, when Wiro was negligent, it’s opportunity didn’t left by Tyson, he hit powerfully. Finally, Wiro felt down and scattered on the soil.
Tyson :”Ha ha ha , in the fact just it his ability.”
Wiro :”Tung, help me. Ough, this is hurt!”
Pitung :”Hahaha..Wiro, Wiro, therefore you don’t be conceit early, you are greedy man. See me, I have many women although they have not nose, their ‘goods’ are ‘big’.”
Wiro :”I’m confused with you, if I hear, your talking doesn’t match with situation, it’s better if you help my pain.”
Pitung :”Ro, see this! I am Pitung from Batavia will conquer the kuntet. Hey.. you kuntet, what is your name?”
Tyson :”I’m Tyson” (Up voice)
Pitung :”Oh, Tyson. Why don’t you tell before? Just like countrified kuntet!”
Wiro :”Oh, my God! He is Tyson, he is world boxing winner, I want your signature!”
Pitung :”Hey, Guy! This is my part to defeat you. Hahaha!”
Tyson :”Go ahead, Pitung. You don’t much talk conscious quickly before I accompany you to grave.”
Pitung :”What a conceited man. See this jengkol’s smell movement.”
Scene 6
They fought again till Wiro used one of his movement in martial arts. The movement was too fast for Tyson. Finally, he was defeated with Pitung’s hit with repeated shadow (leisurely) Tyson scattered on the soil. Then , Japang came.
Japang :”Apparently, in here somebody whom I look for, I’m sure you are Wiro’s friend. Just like Batavian! I have been waiting to show my newest weapon for a long time.”
Pitung :”Hmh….it appears Japang not just seriously, you can joke also.”
Japang :”Alright, quickly stupid Pitung, we will pit our strength.”
Pitung :”Never mind to pit, but don’t pit the strength under area, I’m still unmarried young man.”
Japang :”OK, we prove right now!”
Scene 7
They pitted their strength with they own movements in martial arts. At the time, Japang was hit by Pitung till Japang used deadly weapon.
Japang :”Feel this!” DOR……DOR……DOR….. (Pitung avoid like Matrix film)
Pitung :”Hoho…. The gun like that is not vulnerable for me. At the most, it is just able to shoot mouse. Cit…cit…cit…”
Japang :”Pitung, that was just heating. You know? This is the really one!” DOOR…DOOR…DOOR…
It appears from Japang’s weapon was not emerge any grain. Just voice that was heard by Pitung.
Pitung :”You will attack me or just play music? Ha..ha..ha..!”
Scene 8
Suddenly DOAAAR!! Terrify explosion voice happened not far from Pitung’s place, he drooped on the soil.
Japang :”Hahaha…….This time you are stroked. You can’t bolt from me now! Hahaha..!”
STAGE 4
Scene 1
In Wétan Kingdom Nyi Roro Wétan became nervous after she had heard many people have caught by Japang. She would to help them.
Nyai :(Walk outside then stop suddenly)”Selir………….!”
Selir :(Struck Nyai)
Nyai :”Aduh!”
Selir :”I’m sorry Nyai, I’m sorry I’m not be a fighter, or feel stronger than Nyai, but I’m sorry because Nyai always walk quickly…”
Nyai :(Cut the deliberation)”Aaaaah….stop, stop, stop! The important thing you don’t forget to announce to all people about Kingdom’s Working Program.”
Selir :”I’m sorry Nyai ….”
Nyai :(Drill Selir)” So what? I’m tired!”(Leave out of the palace)
They walked to the lively place.
Nyai :”Selir, this is a good time, promote our service!!”
Selir :”OK, Nyai.”
Scene 2
Selir appeared forward and promoted Wétan Kingdom’s service.
Selir :”Announcement and Béwara! Nyi Roro Wétan is opening service office and it is can solve a lot of your problems. The requirement is easy; you must visit Wétan Sea on 00:00!”
Scene 3
Listen to the announcement, Kabayan and Iteung who were being confused to look for Markonah also Wiro who was being confused to help Pitung like got advice for going to Wétan Sea.
Kabayan :”Iteung, this is opportunity to find our regretted daughter!”
Iteung :”I agree Akang, if we go to there.”
Scene 4
Eventually, they went to Wétan Sea.
Iteung :”Kang, I’m terrified.”
Kabayan :”Calm down, Akang in here.”
Iteung :”Akang, what is that?”
Wiro came and tidied his clothes.
Iteung :”Akang, I feel something is approaching us.”
Scene 5
Wiro held Kabayan’s shoulder. Kabayan was shocked then turned to the back.
Kabayan :”Juriiiiiiiiiiig!”
Iteung :(Scream loudly)”Aaaah…!” L
Wiro :”Kabayan, how are you?”
Kabayan :”Wiro??!!”(Salute each other)
Wiro :”Oh, my Playgroup friend! Where will you go?”(Embrace)
Kabayan :”I want to ask help to Nyi Roro Wétan for my daughter.”
Iteung :”Yes, our daughter has caught by Japang.”
Kabayan :”Hush… don’t be noisy there are spy, we are the main actor!!”
Wiro :(Walk)”So am I, my struggle friend also have caught by him.”
Suddenly they saw bald person
Kabayan :”Hey ...that is kojék.”
Wiro :”No...but........”
Kabayan and Wiro:”Tuyul..........Tuyul!” (Loudly)
Tuyul :”Hey ..stupid men! Are you still remember me?”
Kabayan :(Confuse)”Oh ...I know you are stupid Japang’s guide!”
Tuyul :”Yeh ...in the fact I’m the famous man”
Wiro :”Yeakh.....What are you doing in here!
Tuyul :”After I have fired from the guide position by Japang, I have accepted as an escort and became tuyul cause I want richness.”.
Kabayan :”It is heard good.”
Tuyul :”If you wanna meet Nyai, enter and feel the sensation! Good bye!” (Leave all of them)
Scene 6
Suddenly, resound voice was heard in face den.
The voice :”Ha..ha..ha..ha..You are in Wétan Sea Kingdom area.”
Both of them were scared.
The voice :”What is your want in here?”
Kabayan :(Pushed by them)”Forgive me…mysterious creature, we come to here for asking help.”
Scene 7
Nyai Roro Wétan and Selir came and approached them.
Nyai :”Enough, what is your problem?”
Selir :”I‘m sorry Nyai, forgive me, Nyai don’t be fast, I’m feared if your sling is ripped.”
Nyai :”Hurry up your walking! (Turn her face to Iteung) I know what your problem from your confused face is. All right, I would like to give you heritage remedies of Wétan Sea Kingdom. (Appoint the remedy) This one can give strength and the other can give softness.”
Selir :(Give the remedies)
Kabayan :(Take the remedies)”Thanks a lot Nyai!”
Nyai :(Turn back)”Go out before sunrise, but for the requirement you must follow Selir’s movements. Selir… practice it!”
Selir :”Forgive me, Nyai. I’m sorry entire of you follow me, I’m sorry hands up, I’m sorry make way beside your feet, I’m sorry put hands in shoulder, I’m sorry bend your knees, I’m sorry…..”
Nyai :”Walk like that until go out from this den! Good bye monkey!”(Turn back, leave them)
Nyai & Selir:(Laugh)
STAGE 5
Scene 1
In the next day, Kabayan and Wiro could penetrate sucessfully a night to the JRC. They looked for prison room.
Wiro :”Kabayan, I think they are in there.”
Kabayan :”Isn’t it, let’s free them!”
Wiro :”Remember, Nyai said that which your remedy.”
Kabayan :”Kang, which one?!!..........Oh, maybe this is mine.”
Wiro :”Oh, like that! That it! Give the remedy from plastic bag in my underwear.”
Scene 2
They approached the jail with swarming.
Kabayan :”Markonah! Oh, my daughter!”
Markonah :”Dad, thanks, you are my hero.”
Kabayan :”Take this! Eat this remedy!”(Give the remedy to Markonah)
Wiro :”Pitung, Tung, are you OK?”
Pitung :”Wiro.quickly, flee me!”
Wiro :”Yeah, yeah drink this remedy!”
Scene 3
Suddenly their attitudes were taken red handed by Japang and Tyson.
Japang :”Hahaha, my snare is successfully.”
Tyson :”Hehehe You must gather in the centre!”
Japang :”Oh...I’m sure you want discharge them?”
Wiro & Kabayan:”Yess ....Sir.”
Wiro :”Pitung.... change yourself.....Come on!”
Scene 4
Suddenly Markonah ran amuck like octopus.
Markonah :”I’m strong woman. Ha…ha…ha…!”(While destroying the string)
Japang :”Ouw…sweet woman! Why of you?”(Touch the check)
Pitung :(Become hermaphrodite)”Baaang…Abaaang! Come here…I have something.”
Tyson :”Hey…what do you want to it again?”(Put up hand)
Pitung :”Bang Tyson…, come here!”
Tyson :(Approach)”What do you want?”
Pitung :”Emmm… (While kissing Tyson)
Tyson :(Cry and suffocate)
Japang :”What happened Tyson?”
Tyson :”Sir…! My power have lost because I was kiss hermaphrodite, it is secret of my power.”(Appoint to Pitung)
Japang :”Ohhhh….No…!”
Tyson :(Run away)
Markonah :”Hi, Japang…! Take it!”(With mouthful banana)
Japang :”Forgive me…!I give up.”(Wet on his trouser and run away)
Pitung :”Idiiih…he runs away! You‘re loser deh ihhh! (Look Wiro, then approach him) Wiro…! You are cool.”
Wiro :(Disappear)”!iih…amit-amit…!”(Near Kabayan)”Kang Kabayan…what must I do?”
Iteung :”Heueuh…what must we do, Kang! Markonah liiiike…iiih astagfirullohaladziiim! How..?”
Kabayan :”I don’t know what must we do.”(Think)
Wiro :”Ehmmm…how if we come back to meet Nyi Roro Wetan!”
Kabayan :”Oh no…I have idea.”
Wiro :”What is it?”
Kabayan :”Follow me!”
Scene 6
They got out brought something
The voice :”Ihh…you are horrible.”
Scene 7
They enter to stage again.
Kabayan :(Walk most in front of them)”We rub them with this. I’m sure. It’s its medicine.”(Kabayan rub feces on head of Markonah and Pitung)
Markonah :”What is this? It’s very bad smell.”
Pitung :”Ihh…very bad smell!”
Scene 8
They were become conscious.
Markonah : “Ambu, Abah!”
Kabayan & Iteung : “Markonah…”
Iteung :”My daughter.”
Pitung :”Wiro…!”(While embracing)
Wiro :”Pitung…!”
Kabayan :”Nyai…! I always say to that it can threat anything. Yeuh geura you try order to be clever.”(Rub feces on head of Iteung)
Scene 9
Suddenly….
Iteung :(Like tiger)”Grrrrrrrrrr.”(Rag)
All of them protected themselves to against Iteung. Iteung neared them.
Iteung :(More strong )”Grrrrrrrrrr.”
Kabayan, Markonah, Pitung, Wiro: (Scream)”Aaaaaaaaah…!”(Run out stage)
